Anonymous asked: explain: why are titties so soft????
titties are near the heart so they are full of love
whenever i’m with my girl or we’re facetiming, i always stare at her and smile and she always looks at me innocently and asks “what?” and i always reply “nothing” but i wonder how she doesn’t know that i’m staring because her eyes are my favorite color and her smile is my favorite smile and i’m trying to keep my cool but i can’t because i’m way too in love
